A bun in the oven

Hey everyone my sister is going to have another baby! I thought that was cool so I thought I would share...ok thats all for now.

I still disapprove

Oh by the way I still dont like to sit still for so long as an occupation. Its boring and my legs keep cramping up. Also my ears hurt from answering the phone all the time and I have a wireless headset. Being prior military it was a huge shock to get something that I requested to do my job better. I almost shit my pants when They one upped me with a monitor for my desk too. Yeah so now not only an Effective at my job but my word, meager as it may be, still had some sway. Nice eh? If you never been in the military you might not know what its like to ask for something you desperately need and then not get it but be told to work as if you did.
"Chief I need this program it will make me work 80% faster if I had it"
"Pretend like you have it work 80% faster and if you don't I will put you in jail..."


no no its really like that. Believe it.
ok I am going to go and dream about going out to eat at a place that serves steak with a pulse over a bed of raw vegetables for a very low price...such a low price I can get the meat with the little change I have in my car.

Bury my head in the sand...

Ok if your reading this then I guess you still want to know what is going on in my sad life. To be honest its not that sad at all. I have the perfect girl who is growing into the most amazing spouse I could ever imagine. If you have ever been in a serious relationship you will know that no woman is a spouse to begin with, they all start out as girls. They have unrealistic ideas and fantasies about marriage and men and how things will be with prince charming. Some of them go off the path to prince charming early with an asshole in high school and some stray off even earlier. I for one found a woman who was less then more tainted by the rigors of stupidity. She had her moments as we all have but she was no where near the lass I was used to courting. If I were to compare her to every other woman she would be about 1000 times more woman in her worst moment then they are all put together at their best. If you met her you might have something bad to say but you most definitely have something good to say as well. I know I may seem like I am building her up and bringing her down a little bit but I am not going to lie about her. She is perfect...For me. She has enough spirit to keep us fighting and enough heart not to tear mine out when I am vulnerable. Lord knows I have had enough of that. She is smart enough to get into any college she applied to but not so smart as to make her cynical of truth because she was taught otherwise. She is an elegant princess when we are in public and a total Minx in the bedroom. I love her more then anything in the world and I would not trade her for all the denises or kellys or roses or donnas or karens or all of them put together. She is my golden crown. I only hope I can keep her.