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I could detail my life from shortly after I was born till the day I know I am going to die. I wont cause that would bore everyone to death with the exception of the random highlight and comical interlude. So I am going to attempt to just document the really good bad and sexual parts of my life. You all will find it more interesting.


What was her name? The first girl that I can remember having sex with was Linae. I say that I can remember because I am fairly certain there almost 25 women before her that I only have drunken snips of memories from each. What happens in Mexico stays there right? More on this subject tomorrow. My woman giving me a huge headache.