So I'm FAT

OK to all my fellow fat friends out there I want to say "I love ya!" and to the rest of you skinny people I want to just say "Its because of you I cry my self to sleep every night".
There was a time when being large was very appealing to society. It was a sign of wealth and prosperity. Now its a sign of a slow metabolism, genetic disorder or to much McDonalds. I for one love McDonalds and anything else that is "Fast Food" and if I had a bunch of money I would eat it enough to kill me. The disadvantage is if the food does not kill me the cigarettes will. My diet is mostly red meat cigarettes alcohol and hot sauce. I am two hundred ten pounds and I am only 68 inches tall. For those of you that are on the metric system that makes me 1.75 meters tall and 95 kilo in weight. Http://www.dalesplace.net/handw.htm is the site I used to figure that out. Oh and if I was made out of cocaine which is valued at 20,000 per kilo I would be worth almost 2 million dollars. Cool huh? I thought so but most of you will take those pearls of knowledge that I just spat and feed them to the dogs. I am caffeinated sorry...