Pathetic? Sad? I am not sure...

I guess if your a hard worker you might find me pathetic and most everyone else would just find this sad but here it is. Someone pulled the alarm in my office building and I was excited that it happened. Not because I am a hard worker but because I am a huge slacker and I hate this place. Buildings like this are what make beautiful landscape look like shit. People that build them are the greedy whores and power mongers of our economy that ruin our entire planet. I wish I could take credit for the pulling of the alarm. Alas I was not clever enough to think of it and I will not do it now cause it has already been done. So that was the most excitement I have had at this job in 6 months (if you don't count choking on a lean cuisine in march). I do feel like a caged animal here and I wish a cute customer would wander by so I could gawk like the testosterone infused animal that I am. I don't know what is wrong with me today but I am very emotional. Maybe I will go sit by the waterfall and try to relax for a second. I wish I had my rittalin.